Where's Julie?
The Beast
“What I find most disconcerting about this disease isn’t its unpredictability, but the fact that I always manage to fool myself into thinking that I can control its progress and resolution, when in reality I can’t.”
Cat. Box. Zen.
Heave Ho!
“There have been times over the years when I’ve felt really bad after eating or drinking something and Jonathan has said to me, ‘Just go throw up. You’ll feel better.’ Just go throw up? To me, that’s like having someone say, ‘Just take a professional-grade nail gun to your instep. It’s no big deal. You’ll feel better.'”
Adventures With Ambien
Bad Trips
Chimps in the Parking Lot
“Did you know that when you open the driver’s side door and then subsequently pull the trunk release lever on a 1997 Toyota Camry LE Sedan that this combination of actions will cause all of the doors to lock? I learned about this feature today.”